Jump in front of Beckham’s Rolls-Royce? I'll pass.

I don’t spend a lot of time talking about the paparazzi that power Celebrity Car Parade (probably because I feel a bit guilty operating in their moral gray area), but how do you live through snapping a photo like this? At almost six tons and 453 horsepower, jumping in front of David Beckham’s Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe is like asking for face full of locomotive. And when the guy behind the wheel has a soccer-bred hair-trigger foot, why push your luck?

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