Downhill slalom at the Winter Olympics draws huge crowds, and so does using slower traffic as slalom cones. Accent it with a blinker flashing left-right-left and you’re advertising for a police escort. Watch the guy doing this and you’ll see he really isn’t making much more headway then those biding their time for the right opening. Patience grasshopper, even that smoke belching Olds Cutlass you passed ten miles ago will get there faster than you if you stop for autographs.